The Takei Wedding

As you may have read, George "Mr. Sulu" Takei got married recently, thanks to California's recent legal approval of gay marriage. I'm not going to get political here*, but my good friend Justin and I were fortunate enough to overhear a few things said at the wedding. Also, it gave us this, quite possibly the funniest wedding photo of all time:


Anyway, here are a few things said at the wedding:

1. "He's no longer flying sulu."

2. "Will you takei this man's hand in marriage?"

3. "I now pronounce you man and worf."

4. "I think the gift for the one-year anniversary is dilithium crystal."

5. "Right now, they're in their honeymoon phaser."

6. "I liked when they fed each other wedding kirk."

7. "I hope they didn't get too caught up in the wedding planning details. Sometimes you can't see Deforest for the trees."

8. "I think the wedding starts at noonian."

9. "Takei looks nice. I think the vanity koenig was a bit much, though."

10. "I doohan."


*Jesus Christ, are people really opposed to gay marriage? Don't gay people have the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us? Let 'em get married. Do you have any idea how much fun gay wedding receptions are going to be? Great food, danceable music. If the idea of gay people getting married sticks in your craw, you really don't have enough going on in your life. Also, you're probably secretly gay.