Friday, March 27, 2009

I am a failure.

I tried.

I really did.

I did everything I could.

I talked, but the person I needed to hear me wouldn't listen.

Now there is a void. Emptiness. All we can yearn for is what was there before.

I couldn't stop my best friend from watching 2 Girls 1 Cup. WITH HIS WIFE.

Dumbass. I warned him.

4 comments:

- The M.A.D. Hapa said...

He should have video-taped her reaction and put it on youtube.

Oh well. There's always lemonparty.org

WARNING: you'll never be able to un-see what's on lemonparty.org.

Will said...

I was in the room when someone looked at that once, but fortunately didn't see it myself. The description was enough.

Warning: if any of you click that link, the correct response is to close the browser, move to the woods, and never use a computer again.

I'm not kidding.

mmyers said...

I've never seen two girls, one cup, but watching people's faces while they described it was enough.

Will said...

There are some pretty good youtube videos of reaction shots of people watching it. Actually, there's one of Kermit the Frog watching it that's hysterical.