The calendar has rolled around another 365 days and we're here again, a chance for redemption and renewal. To acknowledge the mistakes of the past and move forward with fresh...
The hell with it. Some good things will happen to you in the next year and so will some bad things. Try to act surprised. Let's all meet back here in a year's time and compare notes.
To commemorate the new year, here's my favorite joke of all time, told to me by Cary Christopher many years ago:
A guy is suffering from impotence and goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him that he's in luck, a new procedure has been developed to take care of the condition. A muscle from the trunk of a baby elephant is implanted into the man's groinal regional, with no harm to the elephant in the process.
"Let's do this thing," the man says.
He has the procedure done and it's a success. After his recuperative period, he goes out on a date. He and his ladyfriend are enjoying a lovely dinner when his dick comes up from under the table, grabs a biscuit, and goes back underneath the table.
There is an understandably awkward pause.
Finally, the woman asks "Can you do that again?"
"Yeah, but I don't think my ass can hold another biscuit."
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To this day, that's still my favorite joke of all time. It never, ever fails to get a laugh.
I find that 100 percent of men find it funny. The joke's mileage with the fairer sex may vary.
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