A juggler is on his way to a gig, speeding because he's running late. As luck would have it, he gets pulled over. The cop sees the juggler's gear in the back of the car, consisting of torches and lighter fluid. The cop starts to get mighty suspicious. The juggler explains what he does for a living and where he's going.
"Oh, yeah?" says the cop. "Prove it!"
So, the juggler gets his gear out, lights the torches and starts juggling them. Right about this time, a couple drives by.
"Goddamn!" the man says to his wife. "The drunk driving test is getting hard!"
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