Ode to My Headache

Oh, headache
You arrive every afternoon, usually around three
My temples ache, my eyes go blurry
I looketh out the window, needing a respite from the computer
Lo! I see the Arbys

I went to the doctor
Expecting to be told there was a tumor in the brain
"Stress and dehydration" she said
Later she felt my beanbag
Awkward, for she is cute

Back to you, headache
Advil, I gobble by the handful
Like they were those popcorn flavored jelly beans
Which are awesome
Headache, I shall see you on the morrow
Dammit, I miss Chappelle