This just happened:
I'm walking through a liquor store parking lot to my car. Some guy, a little rough around the edges, walks up and asks if I can give him and his girlfriend a ride. I tell him sorry, but no. He asks if I have a $1.75 for bus fare. Sorry, no.* Then in a Hail Mary play for the ages, he tells me he'll let me fuck his girlfriend.
I don't exactly know what the polite way to decline such an offer is. I just told him "that's okay" and went on my way. Quickly.
Maybe I should have gotten a look at her.
No, no, that's not right.
*I don't think I'm being a dick in this situation, but I'm not 100 percent.
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Stop shopping near your house dammit. Seriously though, you weren't being rude, just lazy.
I think it was self-preservation more than laziness. If I'd let him and his girlfriend into my car, something tells me they would have found my bones in a shallow grave in about five years.
Best. Story. Ever.
Tower Package: Come for the Firefly Vodka, stay for the attempted prostitution.
Does that mean that the value of sex with his girlfriend is $1.75?
With the economy being what it is, they may have been running a special.
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